Emil Rusinov at the patron saint’s day of “P.R. Slaveykov” University

Emil Rusinov at the patron saint’s day of “P.R. Slaveykov” University
Emil Rusinov at the patron saint’s day of “P.R. Slaveykov” University

– Santa Claus, I want you to bring love, peace and equality to all people on Earth!

“Yours smoke weed, don’t they, my child?”

Good morning and happy shopping!

Three couples – married for 30 years, married for 5 years, and newlyweds – want to become members of a church. The pastor tells them:
– To become members of the church, you have to go 2 weeks without having sex. This way we will know that your faith is stronger than your animal instincts.
After 2 weeks the three couples come and the pastor questions them. The Old Couple:
– It was no problem.
Asks those married for 5 years:
– Well, the first week was fine, but the second week my wife and I slept separately so as not to be tempted.
He also asks the newlyweds, the man answers:
– Well, we couldn’t last 2 weeks?
– Have you given in to temptation?
– Yes, a few days ago, my wife was trying to reach a can of corn on the top shelf, knocked it over, and bent down to pick it up. When I saw her and… I couldn’t help myself.
– Sorry to hear that, son. Unfortunately, you are no longer welcome in the church.
– That’s the fuck, but we are no longer welcome in Billa either.

They conduct primilak at school:
– But please?!
– What have I done ?!
– And why Twelve years?!

In court, a question to a witness:
– How did you guess that the men in the warehouse were thieves?
– At first I thought they were workers. But when I saw how fast they were loading, I had my doubts.

A man walks into a pharmacy and whispers something into the pharmacist’s ear.
The pharmacist (in a loud voice that can be heard throughout the pharmacy):
– What protective equipment?! This is a pharmacy, if not the Ministry of Defense.

The article is in bulgaria


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