AHMAK – POWER!
The Tik-Tok idols Chichenetsa, Tosho Kukata and Vasco Dalaverata have the only right solution for the Sofia Monument to the Soviet Army, around which some parties once again inspire the electorate in the form of “much ado about nothing”.
TikTokers are fed up with political sham, because they consider themselves the real kings of grotesque sham, and they intend to capitalize on this asset of theirs on the political stage as well – in full volume, without compromise.
(For the uninitiated – Chichenetsa, Hook and Dalawera are currently perhaps the most popular characters in the most popular social network among young people, TikTok. Chichenetsa is not exactly a Chechen, but in theory he possesses inhuman strength, and the two of them with Hook in their appearances claim, that they are possessors of eggplants with unprecedented fury. They also have political ambitions to take the money and property of the rich “to return the state to Bai Tosho, but not 100%”.)
The three TikTok heroes announced from all their profiles on social networks that they are taking over the monument.
“AHMAT POWER!” – shouted the Chichene and showed his musculus gluteus maximus.
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Vasco Dallaverata, who carries the main intellectual weight of the group, explained the idea in popular language:
“Politicians are only lying to you. Neither one will remove the monument, nor the others will keep it. Only we think about both the people and the monument. That’s why our inhumanly strong heroes Chichenetsa, Tosho Kukata and a few other boys will raise the monument with their bare hands and we will take him to Plovdiv. We will put him on the hills, we will make an ensemble with Alyosha, to catch signals from the Cosmos and protect us from genderism. Sofians do not deserve this shrine, let their raisins dry up!” – snapped Vasco Dallaverata with great intellectual rigor.
Vasco Dallaverata’s previous project was to drop a chalga in the American cities he passed through as a peddler, bleating and recording the reactions of American society. The same erudite has been familiarizing the audience with his multi-story swearing, oaths to death of enemies, conspiratorial tricks…
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The most versatile of the group is Tosho Kukata – he has the body of a young Greek god and the brain of Plato, but not so retrograde. He is also ready to take responsibility for the Hagia Sophia monument, constantly pumping muscles, nerves and brain.
“Revivals” are lagging behind modern trends – says Tosho Kukata. – They make money from people’s stupidity, which is serious business, but we are at the next level: we make money from our own aggressive stupidity, and this is no longer just business, it is divine. This is the future!”
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The three heroes of muscle and thought, with monument and without monument, truly ride the waves of Time, and the future belongs to them.
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